Posts Tagged: Dead Boots

Married Woman Date

—Saturday, May 19, 2012— Don’t be so closed-minded — married people needed to go on dates too. We all know that in 2012 the sanctity of traditional marriage was being destroyed by liberal hippies and their gay friends, so it wasn’t all that hard to find a married woman to go out with me. But… Read more »

Breakfast Date

—Friday, April 20, 2012— Even the best laid plans could go wrong. But this plan was pretty cool. It was adventurous even, especially considering that it revolved around a meal that many people simply skipped. Isabelle had emailed me almost a month before our date, after she had stumbled upon my tumblr via her tumblr, or something… Read more »