Posts Tagged: Boston dating

Married Woman Date

—Saturday, May 19, 2012— Don’t be so closed-minded — married people needed to go on dates too. We all know that in 2012 the sanctity of traditional marriage was being destroyed by liberal hippies and their gay friends, so it wasn’t all that hard to find a married woman to go out with me. But… Read more »

Suburbs Date

—Friday, March 30, 2012— Admittedly, this date was supposed to be with someone else. In fact, it was supposed to be spent with the only person from my high school I’d ever considered an enemy, which would have been perfect for a date in my hometown, but alas, that fell through. Maybe another time. Maybe… Read more »

Work Function Date

—Saturday, November 19, 2011— I was in Boston this weekend for my company’s holiday party, and on Friday night, I had gone out with Julie. It was the second time I’d seen her since she’d been my date to Comic Con a month earlier. Both such occurrences had been “off the books”. This would have… Read more »

Cocktail Date

—Friday, October 21, 2011— It had been almost eight months since I’d been in Boston, since I’d been back in my home city, and it had been even longer since I’d been in love. Sometimes you just know when you’ve been away too long. I was two beers deep and feeling sleep deprived after taking… Read more »