Posts Tagged: Aziz Ansari

Zoo Date

—Sunday, April 15, 2012 — New York City was filled with animals, but only a couple zoos. Its inhabitants routinely caged themselves in small habitats, mindlessly ate whatever the authorities told them to and sectioned themselves off in different parts of the city. They ventured out more than the mammals at the zoo, but to… Read more »

Drive-in Movie Theater Date

—Saturday, March 10, 2012— I had been in Los Angeles less than 24 hours, I’d already been on one date and I was gearing up to go on my second. Though my first date had been with a college friend of many years, this second one was with a total stranger. It may also be… Read more »

Blind Date

—Friday, January 13, 2012— It was Friday the 13th, and I was in a real bonerjam. Two out of my last three dates had cancelled on me, which meant I was two dates behind pace. I was about to wrap up the first two weeks of 2012 with only one date under my belt. I… Read more »